The fact that the Stadium Club was deemed “not a sexually oriented business enterprise” by the Zoning Board is sad and makes me scratch my head. The reasoning that the commissioners gave for their decision makes me want to pound my head against a wall.
Quote of the Decade goes to Commissioner Lloyd Jordan in his defense that Stadium Club is not sexually oriented:
Pole dancing is the new fad for physical exercise.
Yes, I know…Here you go, there is plenty of wall for you to pound your head also. As a DC resident, I am embarrassed by the Zoning Board’ decision and their reasoning for it. Excuse me now…all I feel like I can do is pound a wall with my head.